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Discourse
Discourse is a YouTube content creator, avid roleplayer, miniature wargamer and failed lawyer. She is an outspoken critic of the tabletop industry and can be found making extremely crass jokes that make you SQUIRM on her tabletop news focused YouTube channel Dungeons & Discourse,...
This EPIC playmat is thick, girthy and able to take a real pounding. But it's also luscious and soft too, so really it's everything you could ever want in a partner, sexual or otherwise. I've found that my mouse simply glides across it, and it can even double as a comfortable place to lay my head down between recordings. But of course, the most important and incredible aspect is that it features a one-of-a-kind art piece! This feast for the eyes is an absurd chronicle of the last few years of corporate hubris, featuring plenty of jokes and references to scandals past. It's truly a beautiful piece. I'm so happy to finally own a legendary TAPESTRY - and hope others fall in love with it, just as I have done.
— Discourse
WHY WE'RE THE BEST IN THE GAME
Sublimated at high resolution so linework and colour match the artist's file.
Tight, even stitching wraps every edge so it never frays or peels.
A fine, dense weave keeps card glide smooth and every draw clean.
4mm of foam over a grippy rubber base: soft on the wrists, planted on the desk.
Good to Know
Yes. Every mat is covered for life against manufacturing and material defects - stitching that lets go, an edge that lifts, a base that separates from the cloth. Send your order number and a photo and we'll replace it. Everyday wear from years of use, spills, pet damage, and blade or cutting marks sit outside the warranty.
A dense micro-weave cloth surface over 4mm of cushioning foam, finished with a non-slip rubber base and stitched anti-fray edges.
The artwork is dye-sublimated into the fabric, not printed on top of it, so it won't peel, crack, or fade with normal use.
Yes — every mat ships with tight, even edge stitching that stops fraying for the life of the mat.
The weave is tuned for consistent mouse tracking at any DPI — fast enough for flicks, controlled enough for precision aim.
Yes. Unroll it and it settles flat within minutes — no curling corners.