Discourse Mini "Critical Fumble" Content Creator Collaboration Gaming Deskmat/Playmat

$49.95
By Epic Desk
Ships in 5 - 7 business days!
Ships Worldwide!
Limited Edition - Orders thru JULY 25th, NO RESTOCKS! (once they're gone, they're gone)
Every Purchase Supports an Artist
Product Description

Dive into the epic realm of gaming! Our Epic Desk XL Gaming Mouse Pads are the perfect concoction of unique, artistically commissioned designs and unrivaled, performance-enhancing surfaces. Each deskmat is a limited edition masterpiece, offering a slick glide for rapid swipes and pinpoint precision. Perfect for those adrenaline-fueled headshots!

Supreme Comfort and Performance

Our full desktop gaming mouse pads give you the luxury of setting up your station just as you like it. With an extra cushioning layer of 4mm thickness, it's akin to gliding your mouse on cloud nine - comfortable and steady surface that won't budge.

Crafted from finely woven fabric blended with a spandex-like material, these pads repel water while delivering a buttery-smooth glide - a dream come true for gamers aiming to elevate their skills and maintain a consistently solid K/D ratio.

Gaming with Precision

Fun Fact: Ever wondered about the average distance a pro CS:GO player needs to move their mouse to make a 360-degree turn in the game? It’s 51 cm. Our XL Gaming Mouse Pads measure a generous 92cm x 40 cm, offering enough room for you to groove and game on.

Experience the Epic Desk Revolution

At Epic Desk, we're excited to revolutionize your gaming experience. Just like a piece of art, we believe every mouse pad we create is unique and adds to the thrill of your gaming journey. So, ready to game on?

Dimensions & Materials

Dimensions: 930 x 400mm (Approx 36.5" x 15.75")

Thickness: 4mm (most mousepads are 2 or 3mm, this just adds an extra layer of cushion)

Surface: Proprietary blend of fine woven fabric with a spandex like material. Water repelling with smooth as butter mouse glide. Excellent for gaming. Very soft and comfortable!

Shipping Info & Returns

We ship worldwide!

Content creator collaborations shipping ETA will be in the product description.

Because of the limited production of our products, returns are only allowed in rare cases where the product is deemed to be defective. Email us if you feel you have a defective product.

Creator Info

Creator Bio: 

Discourse is a YouTube content creator, avid roleplayer, miniature wargamer and failed lawyer. She is an outspoken critic of the tabletop industry and can be found making extremely crass jokes that make you SQUIRM on her tabletop news focused YouTube channel Dungeons & Discourse, and begging viewers to try playing with small plastic toys on her wargame focused channel Discourse Minis.

Discourse's YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@DiscourseMinis

Artist: SunnySideUp
Artwork Completion Date: April 2025

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A WORD from discourse

unbelievably epic

This EPIC deskmat is thick, girthy and able to take a real pounding. But it's also luscious and soft too, so really it's everything you could ever want in a partner, sexual or otherwise. I've found that my mouse simply glides across it, and it can even double as a comfortable place to lay my head down between recordings. But of course, the most important and incredible aspect is that it features a one-of-a-kind art piece! This feast for the eyes is an absurd chronicle of the last few years of corporate hubris, featuring plenty of jokes and references to scandals past. It's truly a beautiful piece. I'm so happy to finally own a legendary TAPESTRY - and hope others fall in love with it, just as I have done.


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why our deskmats are unlike any other

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surface fabric

We use a blend of polyester/spandex that is extremely unique in it's properties. First off, it is a very smooth gliding fabric with good stopping power for gaming. Because of its dense weave, artwork prints brilliantly on them. In addition, they are very easy to clean and don't develop dead spots over time. This fabric is preferred by the majority of the gaming content creators we work with!

thickness matters

Most mouse pads are 2mm or 3mm thick. They slide around on the desk, there's not much support there for your wrist and arms. Here at Epic Desk we decided to create our mouse pads with comfort and practicality in mind, every mouse pad is 4mm thick.

Stitching

Each mouse pad has sewn edges that aren't raised but rather sits flush. We also use a high quality thread designed to not irritate your skin. Depending on the style of artwork, we will either use a white thread stitched over the artwork or we will do an all black seam around the edges.

the most epic designs on the planet, all commissioned by real artists

Part of our vision here at Epic Desk is to empower real artists to get the recognition they deserve. Each deskmat artwork is meticulously crafted by these talented individuals to make these the most epic designs on the planet.

Get to know some of our artists in the "Artist's Corner" linked below!

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